If you could be a superhero
Would you be
Justice Guy?
Making sur epeople get what they deserve?
Especially women who lie?
Like if a wife left her husband
With three kids and no job?
To run off to Hawaii
With some doctor named Bob?
I would skin them and drain them of blood
So they die!
Especially Bob...
Then I would be Justice Guy!
Or
You could be more suttle!
I didn't mean to be vague!
Giver her
The mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague!
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies!
Especially Bob...
Then you would be Justice Guy!
((Thank you Stephen Lynch!))
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