Bowling for Soup
Drunk Enough To Dance
Scaring Myself
She slams the front door
'Cause she knows I can't stand it
Gives me the finger
'Cause she knows I'm wrapped around it
She calls me a sweetheart
'Cause she knows it makes me weak
She stepped in dog poo
And I'm still kissing her feet.
[Chorus]
Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?
She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an STD
And if she comes home,
I hope that she'll marry me.
I want to tell her that it's over now
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend
Is bad for my mental health
And now I'm scaring myself.
The roller coaster makes me sick
And she knows it
That's why she insists that I go on it
She told my friends that I need therapy
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy
[chorus]
I'm wakin' up
I'm getting out
[chorus]
Drunk Enough To Dance
Scaring Myself
She slams the front door
'Cause she knows I can't stand it
Gives me the finger
'Cause she knows I'm wrapped around it
She calls me a sweetheart
'Cause she knows it makes me weak
She stepped in dog poo
And I'm still kissing her feet.
[Chorus]
Can you believe how this girl
Treats me like a king?
She took more than she gave to me
I gave my love, I got an STD
And if she comes home,
I hope that she'll marry me.
I want to tell her that it's over now
Hey look, I'm arguing with myself
I think that my girlfriend
Is bad for my mental health
And now I'm scaring myself.
The roller coaster makes me sick
And she knows it
That's why she insists that I go on it
She told my friends that I need therapy
I need a self-help group or a lobotomy
[chorus]
I'm wakin' up
I'm getting out
[chorus]