1. Your "brother" keeps calling you by his girlfriend's name.
2. Your sister spells your name wrong.
3. You spend your afternoons eating a peanut butter tortilla and doing homework while playing the computer some, and you spend your evenings waiting for people who're usually too busy to chat :/
4. Your friends beat you to try and teach you how to defend yourself.
5. Your boyfriend's friend tells your friend to beat you because he thinks it's funny.
6. You've memorized all the codes that you can apply to gaian text and can apply them without clicking the button.
7. You spend the majority of your free time laughing at stupid comedy jokes and trying to memorize them so you can tell your friends later. And on top of that, you tell them wrong.
8. You can type more than 90 words per minute.
9. You laugh at dumb words like "ebenezer" just because you notice every other letter's an 'e'.
10. You start out with a story about two gophers named Tina and Frankie Joe, and by the time you're to the end your friends have turned Tina into a gay transvestite pole dancer whose real name is Tony, and Frankie Joe a gay hobo who likes beer.
11. Your mom points at you and calls you by your sisters name.
12. You name your stuffed animals after characters from Romeo and Juliet.
13. You refer to people you know by their online names.
14. Your school keeps calling you back over and over again with the same recording!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!one!
15. You're so bored you make a list like this :/
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That's some funny shizzo lizzo.
I loves you shishta!
*huggles*