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Here they are, songs I made last August when I was up all night on Gaia! Yaaaay! XD

Sleep Deprivation can do some weiiiird things....Just like Hiei getting stoned.
I present to all of you.....The Nudity Song. Steal and I will kill you.

Jacques: Hey Hiei, sing the nudity song.
Hiei: ******** you.
Link: Sing it from the beginning.
Hiei: No.
Link: Right right....You need to be baked like a ********' cake to sing that....
Hiei: I think I'm going to go hide over here. *Flees*
Kurama: Was he eating the pie?
Jacques: Yeah. You put it in, yes?
Kurama: Yes. Now don't drug me.
Link: Done.
Hiei: SHUT YOUR ******** CLAM!
Jacques: Oh yeah. He's stoned.
Hiei: You're stoned! You ********!
Hiei: ******** clams....All clamming...
Kurama: Hey, Hiei-
Hiei: CLAMS! I mean...Yes?
Kurama: Sing the nudity song.
Hiei: Are you clammed?
Kurama: What?
Hiei: Stoned. I said, 'Are you stoned?'
Kurama: No. Sing it.
Hiei: Well, I dunno...
Jacques: SING THE ******** SONG!
Hiei: Well, alright. *Takes out guitar*
Hiei: NUDITY!!!!
Uhm....NUDE!
NUDE....Rhymes with....Prude!
Prudes don't dig the nude!
And they never get laid!
And they just want to say,
'Abortions are bad!
I don't like General Tao's chicken!'
Because it's made of baby, you know....
*Guitar strumming*
Jacques: It changes everytime.
Link: Yeah....The abortion part wasn't in there last time...
Hiei: SHUT UP! I'm singing about....NUDITY!
Naked people!
In a trailer!
Trailer park!
More trailer trash babies!
They're up to twelve!
Look at them all...
But don't worry...
Most of them will die from Syphillis....
After being raped...BY HOBOS!
*Strumming*
Me: Oh ********, sleep deprivation high. xp
Hiei: STFU! I'm singing about....
TRAILER PARK BABIES!
Getting their faces blown up with fireworks!
Being disfigured!
Disfigured people can be misunderstood!
Link: Like John Merrick!
Hiei: Yes, but if you interupt me again I'll kick your face off!
Because It's all about NUDITY!
ON THE TV!
On that channel really high up in the 100's...
Kota: So you guys DO get porn!
Hiei: If you weren't a girl I'd kick your face off!
I could incorpurate you in my song but I don't think I willl!
Because that would ******** up the concept of NUDITY!
And how do you ******** up?
Zero gravity sex?
ON THE MOON!
*Crazy strumming*
Jacques: I love this song...
Hiei: This song is sexy because sex includes.....Nuuuu....Diiii....Tyyy...
SPEAKING OF!
Excuse me, sir?
Are you buying a whore?
You should be aware,
That that's not a slut!
It's the BIG BAD WOLF!
Oh no!
You got raped by a fairytale villiaaaan.....
*Strumming*
Jacques: But what about the cows?
Hiei: ******** THE COWS! They're having HAY ORGIES....
Or CORN ORGIES...
Don't eat corn, because cows ******** in it!
And don't eat cows,
Because cows give you cancer!
Probably!
*Strumming*
And please to be reminded!
That this tuesday only!
I will be giving out
Free candy!
But only to those
Who can write a better song about...
NUDITY! But that's impossible!
Because NUDITY!
Is on fire!
Because you get raped in the nude in heeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!
*Crazy strumming*
THANK YOU! GOODNIGHT!
All: *Claps*

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Hiei: I now feel obliged to sing about....PEER PRESSURE.
Jacques: By all means.
Kurama: I'm going to count how many times he says 'clam.'
Link: If you rearrange the words in 'clam,' it spells 'calm.'
Kota: Something which Hiei isn't.
Hiei: SHUT THE ******** UP! I'M TRYING TO SING ABOUT PEER PRESSURE! *Takes out guitar*
Link: Even though you can't rape the willing.
Hiei: YOU! JESUS BOY! Rape later. Peer pressure song now.
Lee: One...Two....ONETWOTHREE!
Hiei: *Strums*
PEER PRESSURE!
Two little words
that are the blame for so much
from drugs to sex to fashion to
RAPE!
*Strumming*
Peer pressure,
a made-up thing
about as real
as Santa
Peer pressure
a scapegoat
for all the lazy parents.
Jacques: Wow. This is like...Meaningful.
Kota: And stuff.
Hiei: Peer pressure.
Uhm....
*Strumming*
Peer pressure...Can also make you gay.
Peer pressure
takes individuality away.
Peer pressure
a made-up thing
Peer pressure
no more tangible than the tooth fairy....
*Strumming*
Link: PEER PRESSURE....
Even happens in France
And possibly in Belgium
Peer pressure
in your dresser
in the form of
some smack.
Hiei+Link: PEER PRESSURE!
Oh peer pressure.
A made-up thing.
Just about as real
As SantaorthetoothfairyortheEasterbunnyorJESUS.
Peer pressure and Jesus are one of the same.
Because they both
Make you follow things.
That
Make
No
SENSE!
*Crazy strumming*
Hiei: THANK YOU!
Link: GOODNIGHT! Moonlight...
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Written by the noisebeast, sung by Hiei and Link. XD

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More to come? Possibly. =D