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Secretary


A man who needed a secretary hung a sign in his window
that said, 'Secretary wanted to file and type.

Must be bi-lingual.'

Within a few minuted, a dog came trotting into his
office with the sign in his mouth. At first the man was
irritated that a dog had somehow gotten into the
building, so he tried to shoo him away.

The dog dropped the sign on the man's desk and said,

'Woof, woof!'

The man gave him a puzzled look and said, 'Don't tell
me you're here about the secretary job!'

The dog replied, 'Woof, woof!' Skeptically,
the man said, 'OK, here! See if you can file these
papers.' The dog grabbed the papers in his mouth,
and filed them correctly in just a few minutes,
trotted back to the man's desk and said,

'Woof, woof!'

The man was amazed, but not quite convinced, so he
handed the dog some notes and said, 'Here, see if you
can type this up.' The dog took the notes, typed up
the paper, and dropped it on the man's desk with another

'Woof, woof!'

The man said, 'Well, I'm convinced you can do the job,
but the sign says that you must be bi-lingual,'

to which the dog replied,

'Meow!'