Jess: hahahahaha soooo yea....maddie's over and the computer just shut off....we were like "WHAT THE ********?!?!?!?!?!?"
hahahahaha soooooooooo much fun, right maddie?
Maddie: OMG yea i know right LETS CLOAN A GOAT!!!!!
Jess: i call it the flabwhacker!!! hahahahahahahahahaha wooooow......we're sooo cool right maddie?
Maddie: umm... yea i know im cool like that but yea mrs. sperry i love you!!!! you go girl! ya already to do this?!?!?! da nannananannaa
Jess: ........maddie? i'm cool but are you feeling yummy head to toe?? or is it just me??
Maddie: yea aint got no patience so lets go... you see me walk in the place they know my face encore sophmore only one solo i swore big mouth applause ohh please one more they wanna hear me before i say nah lemme check my itenerarie ummm alright presto skin tight escaped and i risked my life for what what so i can watch them bite only one MADDIE you can find like this im gonna blow your mind like this your key wont shine like this its yours you know it wont wind like this wind it up im feeling yummy head to toe you see me aint got no patience so lets go...
Jess: ummmm......maddie? are you drunk???
Maddie: ya know it i only had 7 bud LITES
Jess: ummm.........okay, i'm locking you in the freezer.....
Maddie: Not again i was kind contained this time man im suing bud LITE thats an oxymoron or a simile or a metaphore or a verb or something dealing with nouns and stuff i got a F on that test
Jess: OOOOKAY MADDIE PARTY'S OVER!!! bye everybody!!!!!
Maddie: NO WAIT!!!!! THEY FORGOT THE BEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jess: Bye everybody!!!!!!!!!! =]
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