Peri's over here and we were trying to sleep about half an hour ago, but we're stuck in the same bed in this odd position. My god, this was so retarded. This is all we could remember out of her little butt-joke rampage.
Peri: *runs hand over my leg* This is the back, and this is the seat! Get it?
Me: ...
Peri: Come on, let's put our differences behind us!
Me: You're so retarded!
Peri: But of course!
Me: ...
Peri: Let me ask you a question!
Me: Don't make me use the picture! (blackmail ^_^)
Peri: Don't you derier (Some word that means butt in another language)
Me: God, Peri, shut up!
Peri: Do you make any butt jokes?
Me: ...
Peri: Butt of course!
Me: (was thinking about saying, "Ask me later" wink
Peri: Haha, gimme a word that means butt and I'll make a joke out of it.
Me: a**s!
Peri: ... let me think, I'll get back to you!
Me: HAHAHA, you'll never do it.
Peri: Don't I deserve a pat on my backside?
Me: ...
Peri: I'm GOING to make a butt joke out of 'a**s' and you are GOING to laugh at it.
Me: Go ahead
Peri: You're hanus!
Me: *no comment, blank stare*
Peri: FINE! *thinks more* Stop yanking my chainus!
Me: -.-'
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you were laughing at them don't denie it!