Hi, I'm the Dead Bunny Rabbit.
Today, I was wandering around town. You know, just hopping around, sharin' the luv when I saw a homeless man with a sign that said "Veteran needs $$$. God Blesh" I walked up and hugged him (my normal greeting) and he asked me for money. So I pulled out a $5 and gave it too him with a smile. He said goodbye and wandered off. The next time I saw him he had a sign that said "Lost wife, kids, hoose. Please help. God Blesh." I knew it was him because of the old business suit and the purposefully bad grammar and spelling. I wondered if he was really a veteran. Or was did he just loose his wife, kids, "hoose" (whatever "hoose" is...)??? Anyway, then the wind blew his big garbage bag open and hundreds of $1 bills flew out along with many $5s and $10s and even $20s!!! I felt so cheated, he had plenty of money to get food for a month.
So to make my self feal better I stood on a streat corner wearing an old reaper costume with a sign that said "Ninjas kidnapped my best friend!!! Please help. Need money for Kung-fu lessons."
I made $50!!!
Confessions...of a Dead Bunny Rabbit
(( Confessions of a Dead Bunny Rabbit is a part of the Mel and Mo Show, (something a couple of my friends and I came up with). CoaDBR is purely fictional and does, in no way, express my feelings or emotions, even though it is something I wrote. Feel free to laugh or call me an idiot for coming up with this. Thank you for reading this and please comment and cry because I'm too lazy to make Episode 4!!!))
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