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Smile-Its Alex
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Alyssa-Jesus
xoimzepiratexo (9:00:56 PM): heeh C:
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:01:07 PM): =D
xoimzepiratexo (9:01:20 PM): O:
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:01:44 PM): <(lO.Ol)>
xoimzepiratexo (9:03:00 PM): 0(=A=)0
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:03:19 PM): Ahaha oh jeez thats awesome! It makes me think "Buddha"
xoimzepiratexo (9:03:51 PM): hehe xD Buddha.
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:03:56 PM): tehe yep >.>
xoimzepiratexo (9:04:06 PM): x]
xoimzepiratexo (9:07:45 PM): well I'm super muga bored! D:
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:07:51 PM): me too! o:
xoimzepiratexo (9:09:35 PM): Oh nuus. It's spreading. O:
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:09:39 PM): I know! Its like...like...the plague!xoimzepiratexo (9:09:50 PM): -gasp-
xoimzepiratexo (9:10:03 PM): I knew it! Ox
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:10:20 PM): oh nuus! -falls down dead from..boredom >.>-
xoimzepiratexo (9:10:59 PM): Nuu! D: -okes ze Alex's body, relizes she must save her! tries and saves-
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:11:23 PM): -ish saved-
xoimzepiratexo (9:11:34 PM): yay :3
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:11:37 PM): OH MY GAWSH ALYSSA IS...IS...ISH JESUS!xoimzepiratexo (9:11:59 PM): -GASP- I AM!
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:12:11 PM): YES!
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:12:17 PM): AND WE WILL PRAISE YOU!
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:12:27 PM): ...but then we're gonna have to turn on you at some point.
xoimzepiratexo (9:12:44 PM): Oh. I see.//
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:12:38 PM): We'll have to crucify you when you're 35ish >.>
xoimzepiratexo (9:13:00 PM): Ack. I don't have long to live..D:
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:13:07 PM): You have um...-does ze math- 20ish years!
xoimzepiratexo (9:13:30 PM): Ack. D: I don't want to be Jesus anymore!
Dx
xoimzepiratexo (9:13:45 PM): Though I like the praise and the bowing down..
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:13:56 PM): You can stop being Jesus when your 34!DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:14:05 PM): And then when your 36 you can be Jesus again
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:14:10 PM): We can't crucify you then.
xoimzepiratexo (9:14:22 PM): Sweet.
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:14:19 PM): It'd like...screw everything up :]
xoimzepiratexo (9:14:38 PM): Hehe. Sounds like a plan!
xoimzepiratexo (9:14:47 PM): bwaha. >3
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:14:56 PM): hehehe...Yessss maybe we'll rewrite the bible too!
xoimzepiratexo (9:15:08 PM): -gasp-
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:15:39 PM): Alex 5:13-17 "And then Alyssa said; 'Let the animals be free, for we will play cute cuddly animal games before the zombies rise and chew off our brains...'"
xoimzepiratexo (9:17:54 PM): *giggles Mr. Snuggles 7:10-5 "And then she proclaimed that they're will be no more school since it is the devil. They rejoiced for years to come.."
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:19:00 PM): Bystander 1:1-2 "And then Alyssa glompled the Alex and suddenly we all died. We're really kinda dead now."
xoimzepiratexo (9:20:36 PM): Closet Monster 7:7-3 "But that was the day they had all become zombies. And then the zombie wars broke..Mas chaos reigned the land.."
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:21:46 PM): Zombies 3:15-17 "We were hungry. We want to chew on Alyssa's brains. Rawwwrrrrzzzzz-uhhhh brains..."
xoimzepiratexo (9:24:02 PM): The Corner 7:4-Help me. D: "Nuuu! Back, zombie Monsters, back! I like my brain, Alyssa proclaimed, waving her magical wand hoping that it's magicalness will save but it probably won't since it was fake..."
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:25:22 PM): Alex 14:1-a million "Alex jumped back and yelled at Alyssa's magic wand for faking it so she gave Alyssa a pretzel and they munched down on various sweets and continued immitating Pirate sounds as Alex put fake tatoos all over their faces."
xoimzepiratexo (9:28:27 PM): Alyssa Jesus. "She enjoyed the pretzel and watch in amuzement as Alex put tatooes on her face. She also saw that they're the giant flying potatoes flying towards them. She realized her wand was fake so she got out the lazer cannon and fired while she dressed as a pirate..Her parrot kept saying crackers And she got annoyed."
DAMMITaRAMPAGE (9:31:22 PM): Alex 14:a million-a bazillion "Alex screamed "Holy Jesus!", accidentally distracting Alyssa-Jesus as the flying Potatoes flew towards then. Suddenly, the potatoes turned into TMNT; Teenaged Mutant Ninja 'Tatoes. Alex cowered under the desk and prettied the desk up with sticker, glitter, and tatoos. The glitter stuck to Alex's hand, becoming the mega-herpes of craft supplies. Alyssa Jesus grabbed a TMNT and made it into stew. The next TMNT was made into chicken and the next was an Antelope. Alyssa Jesus was totally awesome =D"
xoimzepiratexo (9:34:11 PM): Alyssa Jesus And The Tatoes. 7:6 OMYGAWSH!! It's ALYSSA JESUS x3 " Alyssa was totally awesome. And the Stew was delicious..Super mega delicious..Then the Anterlope attacked her, trying to eat her. She screamed,.."




 
 
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