Lexi-chan
<center>Once there was a girl that wanted to be a ninja. She loved ninjas. They were soo cool. One day, she asked herself, why not? Since it was her first time, she didn't want to do anything too big, so she decided to steal some gold from her neighbor. So, that night, she cut open a perfect circle out of her neighbor's window for her to sneak into. Just like on TV. She sucessfully got in, but she tripped as soon as she got in. This woke up her neighbor, and he went to see what happened. The girl heard the footsteps and hid in the shadows. Unfortunately, she forgot she wasn't wearing all black, and could be easily seen. The neighbor called the police on her. In the police car, she somehow escaped, and continued to do crimes haphazardly, and was then known as Ninja Clutz.</center>
Its so me...
*trips away*