& & & [Nolan &] says: [[I'm Paris Hilton, You're Nicole Richie]] [[Or is it the other way around?]] The Lights Are Out And The Dance Floor's Waiting says: [[I dunno but I should be Paris because Im taller D<]] & & & [Nolan &] says: [[Awww....And, you said Biotch too.]] [[So, you're Paris.]] The Lights Are Out And The Dance Floor's Waiting says: [[YAYYY!]] Nicole Richie says: [[Shuddap]] EYE OUGHTTA KEEL U. The Lights Are Out And The Dance Floor's Waiting says: [[;_______;]] Nicole Richie says: [[AWWW NO! ILY!]] The Lights Are Out And The Dance Floor's Waiting says: NO U OUTGHTAA OAIJ NOT D< [[ILY2]] Nicole Richie says: EYE WONT. EYE KNEED U ON DA SWEET LYFE WIT MEH, 'COS EYE KNEED SUM1 2 YELL @. The Lights Are Out And The Dance Floor's Waiting says: JOO DUN YEEEL AT MEH, I YEEL AT JOOO. EYE R DA SMAART 1~ [[******** Im in jail!]] Nicole Richie says: PAH. I YEEL @ U IF EYE WHONT. U R KNOT DA SMART 1 U R DA 1 IN JAIL. YAH, EYE LOL @ U. Paris Hilton says: WEEEL @ LEEST EYE AINT ANOREXIC SKINNAY BIOTCH! Nicole Richie says: HARHAR GIT A MEEROR. WE R ON DA SKINNY-TILL-DEATH DIETTE. REMEMBURR, WE SIGHND UP WEN WE WER 11? Paris Hilton says: NUU I AM ON DA COKE, DIET COKE &&& PILATTES DIETTTE! Nicole Richie says: WHADDA 'BOUT ALKEHALL? U & EYE BOTH HAVE DUI CHARGUS. Paris Hilton says: OOO YAH DAT 2! YAHH BIOTCH! Nicole Richie says: YAH, GEWD 4 US. Paris Hilton says: HELLZ YAHH! THATS HAWT! Nicole Richie says: EYE WAZ ON DA INTARWEB, & EYE SAW UR P0RN WIT UR PUPPY. DED U SEE HOW MNY HITZ U HAD? [[Paris Hilton is writing a message]] Paris Hilton says: JAHHH I GOOT DA 60 YEARE OLDS NOWW BIOTCH! Nicole Richie says: AH. U INCREESD A LEVEL?!?!?!?! Paris Hilton says: OH YAH BHYY DATS HAWT! Nicole Richie says: I R SEW JELOUZ. I THUNK WE NED TO f** SEW WE B EVEN, 4GIT LOHAN, SHE IZ JUST BAD 4 U Paris Hilton says: OH YAHH BBY, ALL DA PERVERTTS WEEL B LYK OMFG SEXEHH! Nicole Richie says: BSYDS, DEDUNT U SNOOORT COCAYN OFF OF HUR DAD'S c**k?! Paris Hilton says: OMFG HOW DA ******** DID YA FIND OOOOT! Nicole Richie says: U DED A 3-WAI CAL WIT ME & LOHAN WEN U WER DOIN' EET. Paris Hilton says: EYE WAZ? EYE DUN MEMBER STUFF LYK DAT! Nicole Richie says: UH, U WER SEW HI. OHMAIGUD. DED U SEE HUR DRESS A FEW DAIZ AGO? Paris Hilton says: OHMAIGAWD EYE R ALWAIS HI! EEET WAZ LYK SOO UGLAY! Nicole Richie says: EYE NOEZ, EYE DEDUNT NOEZ DAT HUR MAWM GAVE HUR HUR OLD-CLOTHES?! OR SHE TRAYDUD EET. Paris Hilton says: LYKE EWW DATS NASTAY! I gotta go lmao @ your dp xD Nicole Richie says: KAY. BAIBAI. ilyParis11 Paris Hilton says: I love you too, b***h.
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