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Here is a joke that I thought was pretty funny:

In the middle of the wood was a stream with a fish in it that looked up at the sky - at a fly and thought "If that fly drops 6 inches I'll have FOOD!"
On the edge of the stream sat a cat.
The cat while watching the fish thought "If that fish goes for the fly I'll grab that fish and have me a meal!"
There was a coyote watching the cat thinking "if the cat goes for the fish I'll nab it and have dinner"
A hunter was watching the coyote thinking "If the coyote goes for the cat I can shoot it and become a great hunter"
A mouse was watching the hunters lunch box with anticipation thinking "If the hunter shoots the coyote I'll be able to grab his Cheese!"

Well the fly droped 6 inches the fish sprang up and the cat lept for it missing and hitting the water while the coyote lunged forward and the hunter shot, as the mouse was retrieving the fallen cheese. What's the moral of the story???

When a fly drops 6 inches a p***y gets wet