If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,
tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
If your clone kills you, is that suicide?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
