You hungry for hot pockets!
*gong sound*
Hot pockets!
(He scares me)
Commercials warp my little mind, what's that captain crunch? Of course you can crash into all my friends houses and kidnap them, it's perfectly legal if you're in a commercial!
It's alright for everyone to let a talking white rabbit starve to death, even though it's the only white talking rabbit in the world
It's alright that people can get wings just for having a drink, and you can't,
It's alright children, it's alright
