• Homework! Oh, homework!
    I hate you! You stink!
    I wish I could wash you
    away in the sink.
    If only a bomb
    would explode you to bits.
    Homework! Oh, homework!
    You're giving me fits.
    I'd rather take baths
    with a man-eating shark,
    or wrestle a lion
    alone in the dark,
    eat spinach and liver,
    pet ten porcupines,
    than tackle the homework
    my teacher assigns.
    Homework! Oh, homework!
    You're last on my list.
    I simply can't see
    why you even exist.
    If you just disappeared
    it would tickle me pink.
    Homework! Oh, homework!
    I hate you! You stink!