• Gustavo: It's morning and I just woke up, what time is it? It's girl time. It's night, what time is it? It's girl time.
    Logan: What if you have a sinus problem? Wouldn't it be doctor time?
    Gustavo: No! It's still girl time!
    Logan: Got it.

    Manager: (Breaks through the wall and looks around.) Look at this room. You've completely devastated this apartment.
    Logan: (Looks at James.) You locked him in the supplies closet?
    James: No. (Holds up a bandanna.) Bandannaman did.

    Kelly: Dry off boys and come with me.
    Kendall: Kelly! What does the fabulous Gustavo Rocque have in store for us today?
    Logan: Harmonies?
    Carlos: Busting out some new dance moves?
    James: Red carpet exposure?
    Kelly: Close. You're going to school.
    Boys: AHHHHHHH!