• America!
    The land of pie!
    You crashed into a tree.

    You soon will die,
    So let me,
    Put you OUT OF YOUR MISERY!

    I opened up,
    A ketchup pack,
    But found mus-tard instead.

    My brother is dyslexic,
    MY SISTER'S NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD!

    America!
    The land of pie!
    YOU CRAAAAAAASHED IIIIIIIIIIIIIINTOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAA TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

    Remix!

    America!
    The land of die!
    I really have to pee.

    I cannot fly,
    But birds can.
    Why don't you go and say he-he?

    I like to eat those French Fries,
    And fatty cheese-bur-gers.

    They are high in cho-les-trol,
    And will incite some "grrs."

    America!
    The land of die!
    I REAAAAAAALLY HAAAAAAAAAAVE TOOOOOOO PEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!