• The heat envelopes and chokes,
    You scream, with a parched throat;
    You see some country folk,
    And dive into a moat.

    The cold water rushes over,
    You even swallow a little;
    Then you see your lovers,
    And in the water they piddle.

    Your eyes, your sight, they burn,
    And out of the water you go;
    To the left, the butter they churn,
    And to your south, your balls, they show.

    The children scream and cry,
    The women, they heartily laugh;
    And the men compare and lie,
    All staring at your shaft.

    Yourself, you cover and grab,
    Away you run, and you hide;
    Into the forest, into the drab,
    And now you suspect the deer lied.

    'But perhaps' says the owl,
    In the tree so wise and watchful;
    'There was no deer, was no fowl,
    perhaps you are just dull.'

    "I hate you!" You yell,
    Swinging a bat;
    'THUD!' A shell!
    And there you sat.

    The fowl laughs with glee,
    And away he doth fly;
    Up comes the deer and she,
    Oh she is ever so shy.

    'What the hell you doin!'
    She's fiery and mad;
    'I should be mooin!'
    Then she looks sad.

    'I'm not really a deer, me,'
    She paws at the ground;
    'I'm a cow, you see.'
    Her stomach grows a mound.

    'And you my dearly hated friend,
    Are not really here with me;
    your mind you must mend,
    For you will pay the fee!'

    You mind, it reels,
    And away you run;
    Back to town, you feel,
    The town, to you, it shuns.

    You scream, now naked,
    Running through the thorns;
    Thinking and heavily shak-ed,
    Then a tree, with your clothes adorned.

    The tree attacks, grabbing your sack,
    You scream and try to run;
    You awake randomly, in your shack,
    And away you still run.

    Downstairs you go, screaming in fear,
    You mother fears for your life;
    You dad, he knows, comes near,
    And stabs you with a knife.

    Again you wake to a group of your friends,
    They're all laughing hysterically;
    You shake and you shudder, your heart in a flutter,
    And you kill them all numerically.

    In jail you rot, laughing and screaming,
    Even other inmates flee;
    Never your thoughts will be clear and concise,
    Because you took LSD.