• Lend me your ears
    Let me tell you a tale
    A tale about one
    Who was destined to fail

    But let me warn you right now
    This is no normal story
    There is no fame and fortune
    No hope, and no gloury

    Our hero, you see
    Was small and quite weak
    He'd lose every battle
    And cry for a week

    But he had one faint hope
    There was a lady, you see
    He loved her with all
    That he was and would be

    One day a great knight
    Came waltzing through town
    He took that nice lady
    And bought her a gown

    A wedding gown, yes
    A most extravagant sort
    And the two of them left
    For honeymoon, by port

    Now our young hero
    Just on a whim
    Followed them in the water
    But he couldn't swim!

    He drowned within minutes
    Now everyone knows
    Our hero, he died
    His heart full of woes

    So if you love someone
    And she walks away
    Move on from her,
    Be happy anyway

    For if you do not
    You are destined to fail
    Much like our hero
    Of this pathetic tale.