• A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
    The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
    "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
    "When I grew up I was BLACK, "
    "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
    "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
    "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
    "When I die I'll be BLACK."
    "But you sir."
    "When you are born you're PINK". redface
    "When you grow up you're WHITE, "
    "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " mrgreen
    "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " burning_eyes
    "When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
    "And when you die you turn PURPLE.
    "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" scream
    The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...