• On the outside I may appear happy
    Yet on the inside I’m ecstatically fine
    For I’ve initiated my evil plot
    And I must say it’s just about time

    I can tell you I’ve got many matches
    To ignite this whole bloody sphere
    You may catch me psychotically laughing
    As the rest of you cower in fear

    But sadly my imagination runs wild
    And this plot happens to run alongside
    Instead of nuclear pinecones
    I’ll have to settle with flaming mud pies

    But I refuse to let this ruin me
    And drown all my dreams in the sink
    Though I am quite disappointed
    That I won’t have combustible ink

    So for now the world is secure
    At least from my evil mind
    But don’t be surprised in a decade
    When doom is all you can find