• When it’s only my rat and I
    We always see eye to eye
    It’s hard not to agree
    I with him, him with me
    When it’s only my rat and I

    When it’s not only my rat and I
    He seems always to lie
    He acts like he can’t talk
    ‘Cept for a small squawk
    When it’s not only my rat and I

    No one believes me ‘bout my rat and I
    They say I’ve my head in the sky
    Dreaming up abnormal things
    I’d believe pigs have wings
    Since I say we talk, my rat and I

    But I swear to you, my rat and I
    We converse, with constant reply
    About fancies and thoughts
    And what makes us distraught
    There’s no stopping us, my rat and I

    If you don’t believe about my rat and I
    I understand, but you can’t deny
    When at his speech I do hint
    In his eye, there’s a glint
    He is evil, my rat, to I.