• The birth of a candy bar


    One "Pay Day""Mr. goodbar" wanted a "Bit-O-Honey" so he took Miss "Hersheys" to downtown next to the corner of Main and " 5TH avenue. He began to feel her "mounds" with his "butterfinger" the was pure "almond joy" he let out a "snickers" and she screamed "oh henery" You are even better than the "3 musketeers" soon she became "chunky" and 9 months later came "baby ruth".