• Beware the evil Snagralpus

    And his evil tales

    Beware the evil Snagralpus

    And his grin that never fails

    Beware the evil Snagralpus

    With his tears of steel

    Beware the evil Snagralpus

    Oh, how his looks can kill

    He’ll spin you

    Twirl you

    Swoop right down

    And sweep you off your toes

    Before he pops you

    Burns you

    Drops you

    Right upon your nose

    Beware the evil Snagralpus

    Who cries out for your love

    Beware the evil Snagrelpus

    ‘Fore he’ll use you like a glove

    Beware the evil Snagrelpus

    Who always seems to stray

    Beware the evil Snagrelpus

    Though he says he’ll stay

    Yes beware the evil Snagralpus

    ‘Fore though he’ll bring you pain

    My darling dear it’s true I say

    You’ll want him to remain