• Me: Don't you think Sasori is soooooooo hot? >o<
    Kisame: I have the right to not answer that question.
    Hidan: *walks into room*
    Me: I just want to fuak Sasori against a wall.
    Hidan: He's a puppet, dammit! scream
    Kisame: Don't you have a boyfriend?
    Me: Uh...What was his name? Uhm...er....D...Dakota Fanning?
    Hidan & Kisame: *facepalm*
    Sasori: *walks into room* Whatcha guys talking about?
    Hidan: The fact that she thinks---
    Me: WE SHOULD STOP GLOBAL WARMING DAMMIT! THOSE PEOPLE WARMING THE EARTH WITH THEIR ARMPITS!!!
    Kisame: *sigh* EL of Major Cosplay does not own the akatsuki.
    Me: Guess what Kisame? I just bought you at an auction. blaugh
    Kisame: YOU OUT BID ITACHI?!

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    WARNING: I MAY PUT DRAMATIC SCENES HERE
    Note: The first part is lame-ish, but you need to read it to under stand the rest of the series. >o< wink

    Chap. 5: Sasori's hotness (Hidan: FIREWOOD!!!! xd Me: Dammit, Hidan, shut up! scream )

    I was on the internet looking at fanfics on fanfiction.net, when I read a story that caught my eye. It was a y@oi story of Deidara & Sasori. Not like one of those sick ones that are so dirty, this is awesome. It's about Sasori loving Deidara, but Deidara not liking back because he thought Sasori was a man wh0re. It was so sweet, yet annoying/weird/creepy, how Sasori was trying to lure Deidara. (If you want to read it, it's called 'This Means War' by uh... 'cool-pants-dude' Not sure about the username. On FanFiction.net. Just think of Deidara as a girl...kinda...)
    I was also reading some other fanfics about Sasori (yup, I'm a real freak, right? I need to take a break from Deidara SOMETIMES). ...and also looked up photoes of him...
    I thought he was...hot. >o< Shut up, you have Deidara.
    But he is hot!
    Yes, so his Hidan, but you don't drool about Hidan and search him on the internet.
    I am not---Oh, holy Shikamaru, I am drooling.
    Nii-san called everyone for a meeting. I went to the meeting room and zoned out. Thinking about him, but was snapped out of my fantasies when Nii-san yelled at me.
    Pein: Mazumi, stop staring at Sasori!
    Oh, sh!t.
    Sasori turned to me a bit confused, as did Deidara. I blushed in embarrassment.
    Pein: Anyways, I think we should...
    The meeting was over in about 10 minutes or so and everyone began to leave. Hidan walked over to me.
    Hidan: Someone likes Sasori.
    Me: Biitch off, emo priest!
    Hidan: Heh. *walks away*
    I need to tell someone my feelings, but I can't tell Sasori, 'cause...y'know. And not Tobi...'cause he'd take this as a chance to molest Deidara. And I can't tell Deidara 'cause he'd be mad at me. That leaves Nii-san, Konan, Itachi, Kisame, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Zetsu.
    Well...x out Nii-san & Konan...just 'cause. Nii-san wouldn't care and he'd pull Konan away with him. Hidan would burst out laughing (Hidan: H3LL YEAH!!!! Me: =.=). Itachi would be silent the whole time. Kakuzu is heartless even though he has 4 hearts >o<. Zetsu would eat my arm. And that leaves...Kisame. D: I have no choice...
    I went to Kisame's door and knocked.
    Kisame: What the he---Oh, Mazumi. What're you doing here?
    Me: Uh... I wanted to talk to you about something...
    Kisame: Uh....Okay? Come in?
    Me: *comes inside*
    Kisame: What'd you want to talk about?
    Me: It's just that... Uh...
    Kisame: What?
    Me: Do you think...Sasori's hot?
    Kisame: O.O Uh...I don't know. Why?
    Me: I love Deidara, but Sasori is d@mn motherfuucking hawt!!!!
    Kisame: Please stop saying that...
    Me: What do I do?!
    Kisame: Uh... Why'd you choose to ask me?
    Me: *holds Kisame's cloak neck thingy* Because I can't ask anyone else!!! I'm desperate, help meh!!!!!!!!! *anime tears*
    Kisame: Uh... I think you should figure out who you love more, then decide. Like, make a list of things you like about them, and stuff you don't like about them.
    Me: OMJ YOUR SO SMART!!!! I WUV YOU AND THANKY YOU~!!!! *huggles*
    Kisame: *a little creeped out (he's gay, so...he wouldn't blush >o< wink *

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    Me: Will I continue this? Probably not. XD Let me change into random mode. So now, the comedy is down here and this is now part of the story.
    Deidara: OMJ YOU THINK SASORI'S HOT, UN????!!!!!!!! YOU'RE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER, UN!!!!!!
    Me: YOU THINK MEGAN FOX IS HOT!!!
    Deidara: EVERYONE DOES, UN!!!!!!
    Me: WELL----wait, you're right. But, A LOT OF OTHER PEOPLE THINK SASORI IS HOT!!!!!
    Deidara: LIKE WHO, UN!!!!!!!!
    Me: YOU, TEME!!!!!!!!
    Deidara: HOW THE FRACK DID YOU FRAGGIN' KNOW, UN???!!!!!!!!!
    Me: HE TOLD ME, YEAH!!!!!!!!
    Deidara & I: *arguing back and forth*
    Kisame: *sigh* How'd he find out?
    Hidan: I didn't show him the story. Kukuku.
    Kisame: *facepalm*
    Tobi: DEIDARA-SEMPAI IS TOBI'S NOW!!!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
    Sasori: *walks into room* Why is every being so loud?
    Hidan: MAZUMI THINKS YOUR----
    Me: *throws him out window* SHUT THE FUUCK UP!!!!!!!!
    Sasori: O.O
    Deidara: WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM, UN????!!!!!! I MEAN, HE'S A FUUCKING PUPPET!!!!
    Hidan: *from outside* That's what I fuucking said!!
    Sasori: Wha...? I'm confused.
    Me: SO WHAT IF I DO, DAMMIT!!!!!!
    Deidara: YOU'RE WITH ME, BIITCH, UN!!
    Me: SO NOW I'M A BIITCH?!!!
    Deidara: YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ONE,UN!!!!!!!!!
    Everyone: Ooooooooh.
    Me: So maybe we should break up, yeah?
    Deidara: Yeah, un. And guess what, un? *dips Sasori and kisses him*
    Sasori: Mmphaphamghapam!!!!!!!!
    Tobi & I: *jawdrops and we pale*
    Deidara: There, un!!!!
    Sasori: *twitch twitch* O.e
    Tobi & I: *faint*
    Kisame: *sigh* I'll go take them in the infirmary. *picks us up*

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    Me: There. I did it.
    Itachi: I didn't get to say anything. =.=
    Me: You're too quiet, that's why, botox face.
    Itachi: *glare*
    Me: *glares at him so hard his head explodes*
    Kisame: ITACHI-SAN!!!!!
    Deidara: Why this, un??? TT______TT
    Me: I get bored sometimes, DeiDei-kun. I might get back together with you later in the series.
    Sasori: *sigh* *says quietlly* Why does she have to make my heart beat faster?
    Me: OMJ YOU LOVE ME TOO DANNA!!!!! 0A0
    Sasori: O////////////O N-no, I don't.
    Me: Yes you do~! 4laugh
    Sasori: I-I'm out of here. =//////////////=
    Hidan: Rate and Comment. If you write something bad, I'll tear you to pieces and hang your intestines in my room.
    Reader: D: