• "BELLA!!! BELLA!!!! BELLA!!!!!!!" Edward screamed at the top of his lungs.

    "What the hell is it NOW Edward?!" Bella replied crossly. She couldn't believe she married this guy, Eternity with THIS loser??? 'kill me now' she though.

    "MY YO-YO broke!!!!!" Edward wailed and held up the yo-yo with half a string.

    "WELL GO BUY ANOTHER ONE!!!!" She yelled and hit the back of his head. she huffed and turned to leave.

    "BANANA!!! BANANA!!! BANANA PHONE!!!!!" He yelled and started to hit his knee, gasping. "I NEED A BANANA PHONE!!!!" Immediately a banana came hurling out of the kitchen where Esme was lounging. *splat* The gooey yellow smushed Banana dripped down Edward's Hair.

    "I have fingers" He said counting them.. 1... 4... 6... 7...8...9.... wait. where was the last one? He only had 9 fingers!!!! "AHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAH JASPER! EMMET!!!"

    "What the f*** Edward. you need a life" Emmet growled as he bounded up the steps to where Edward was hyperventilating and rocking back and forth.

    "only nine fingers!!!!!!!! I ONLY HAVE NINE FINGERSSSSSS!!!!!!" Edward gasped.

    "what the hell is happening?" Rosalie said as she bounded up the steps gracefully. "Did he lose his teddy bear again, or did he wet himself?

    "He claims to have lost his.. .finger." Jasper sighed.

    "CARLISLE!!!!!!! COULD YOU COME HERE???" Rosalie shouted. instantly Carlisle approached with an annoyed look on his face.

    "okay that's it. the last straw." Carlisle said. "Jasper go get me the lighter."

    "I will get the gasoline" Emmet volunteered, turning into the house.

    "ok Ed. This won't hurt a bit"

    ".... I like cows"