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One day I was walkin down the side walk and saw a hobo he got up and punched me i punched him back he kicked me in the shin I walked over to him said HI WANT SOME MONEY AND A HOUSE? SURE! he yelled in his bumesh voice then I punched him right in the balls BALL MONEY I said then he got back up and tryed to stab me with a knife I took it sweatdrop went his face wee hee hee I said then kicked him in the balls and put a knife in his shoe OW I CANT GET IT OFF he screamed weeeee I said twisted went my face
I WIN i yelled then he kicked me in the knee OW OW OW!! I said as he walked away and I holded my knee in my arms OW OW OW!
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- by the cow boy legend |
- Fiction
- | Submitted on 04/10/2009 |
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- Title: ME V.S A HOBO
- Artist: the cow boy legend
- Description: TOTELLY FUNNY hope ya think it is
- Date: 04/10/2009
- Tags: hobo
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Comments (6 Comments)
- silver dew - 09/24/2012
- That's wrong dude.
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- BackwardsCupcake - 08/02/2009
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What.
I wish I could unread that. - Report As Spam
- xXNYTimesXx - 07/02/2009
- i think the hobo won in the end
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- Itachi343 - 04/15/2009
- ...Wut?
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- Princess Saragenie - 04/11/2009
- That was a very cruel and inhumane story! Its was a bit funny but you do need to realize that hobos are humans too!
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