• Naruto: *hideing in the closet* Dear diary, it’s been 258+ days of hell. Trapped inside the warped mind of teenagers. Iv’e finally maged to hide but…

    Codie: *wrentches open door* THERE YOU ARE NARUTO! GET YOUR ORANGE a** OUT HERE!

    Naruto: No! Wait! I DON’T WANT PART I…

    Codie: I DON’T GIVE A RATS a** WHAT YOU WANT! YOU OPION DOSEN’T MATTER!

    Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Codie: *tosses Naruto out of the closet* HMP! Try hideing from me again why don’t ya? (go ahead I dare you)

    Saskue: *smirk* So it seems Naruto has finally “come out of the closet”

    Naruto; -.-‘ No s**t.

    Codie&Saskue: *face palm* ~*inner thoughts*~ How stupid is he?..

    Codie: I think what Saskue ment was….

    ~*sounds of wood splintering.. front door bust open flooding with polic officers*~

    PF: HALT ALL ACTIVITES!

    Codie,Naruto and Saskue: O_O WHAAAAAA!?

    PF: WE BELIVE THERE TO BE SUSPIOUS ACTIVITIES GOING ON IN THIS FACILITY. WE MUST ASK YOU TO LEAVE!

    Light: Kidas not here….

    Naruto: Who the hell?

    Codie: *snickers*

    Light: I’ll stay here though just incase he comes.

    PF: Okay Boss! *leaves*

    Naruto: Okay! Somebody explain what the hell that was all about?!

    Saskue: And who is this Kida guy?

    Light: Me IM Kida!

    Naruto: I thought your name was Light…

    Light: It is but..

    Saskue: Then why did you say your name was Kida?

    Light: Be-----

    Codie: Because! He’sBoth!

    Light: GO DAM IT LET ME TALK BEFORE I TAKE CONTROL WITH MY HANDY-DANDY NOTEBOOK!

    Naruto&Saskue: *rolf*

    Light: WHAT? YOU FOOLS THINK THIS IS A JOKE?! I---

    Naruto: A Notebook he says! A Notebook!

    Saskue: What? Ya ganna give us papercuts?

    Codie: (im hungry… where’s house service?)

    Naruto: Lemme see that. *takes notebook*

    Light&Codie: No Naruto!

    Naruto: Death Note? Death Note my a** all I see is a bunch of names an--- HOLY s**t! WHAT IS THAT?

    Ryuk: Yo!

    Naruto: O_O’’ You guys! Can’t you see that…that…THING?
    Saskue: -_- Stupid and dillousional.

    Light: Codie can I kill him now?

    Codie: Not yet Light. Not yet.

    Saskue: …. Why must I be involved?

    Codie: SHUT UP AND GO TO YOUR EMO CONOR!

    Saskue: But..

    Codie: Rember Saskue you will NEVER be one of us. You will NEVER be the black ranger.

    Saskue: :_:

    Shuichi: YUUUUKKKIII! YUKI WHERE’D YOU GO? YUKI! Have you guys seen Yuki? OOHMIGWOD! WHAT IF HE’S CHEATING ON ME WITH SOME HILTON BROD?!
    NO YUKI!

    Codie: (spaz much?) Nope haven’t seen him.

    ~*Meanwhile in the Emo Conor*~

    Saskue: Why.. why can’t I be the black ranger crying . I SHOULD JUST END ME LIFE RIGHT NOW! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!

    Yuki: Hey can I join you?

    Saskue: Eh? Why? Who Are You?

    Yuki: Should it really matter who I am?

    Saskue: Guess not. But still dosen’t give me a reason why I should share my emo conor.

    Yuki: So I can hide from that idiot boyfriend of mine.

    Saskue: O_O’ (boyfriend?)

    ~* Back to … not the emo conor?*~

    Shuichi: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YUKI! You guys gatta help me find Yuki! He may seem like a tough guy on the outside but on the inside he’s just as soft as a melted choclate bar! Ooooh one which I could totaly gobble up ;D

    Codie: ……

    Yuki: HEY! Who the hell are you calling a melted chocalte bar?

    Shuichi: YUKI! *tackles Yuki*

    Codie: -sigh- Mr.Yuki you might as well just give it up. LOVE CONQURES ALL IN THE END! Face It.

    Yuki: -_- ******** You. Come on “Holy Hole”

    Light: *hides in closet* hehehe …. Ryuk tell me is everyone gone?

    Ryuk: Why would you want to know?

    Light: *pulls out notebook* I plan on using “it”

    Ryuk: Oh… plan on killing anyone?... Kill Naruto he’s an a**.

    Light: Not kill *evil smirk*

    Ryuk: Oh great… this crap again… I’m leaveing (I want my god dam apples) I’m going to find an apple tree (APPLES!) ^.^ *disaperas*

    Light: *writes in secret sex book* Saskue… come to me … LOVE ME!

    ~hour later~

    Saskue: Im here sexy.

    Light: What the hell took you so long?

    Saskue: I was in the shower

    Light: Oh (dumb a** … just sex me dam it!!)

    Saskue: (no really I raped Yuki) ^_^ ok… sexy get ready *sexes Light* O.O
    Light: ok… get the hell off me!

    Saskue: Im waaayy over here Light my darling.

    Yuki: -^.^- Very entertaining.

    Shuichi: Oh.. (damn this is so very sexy… do horney) *evil smile* oh Yuki!

    Yuki: Oh god no!!

    Shuichi: *Rapes Yuki in clostet*

    ~*Meanwhile in the bathroom*~

    Codie: Oh God! s**t! s**t! WTF! >_< … Holy hell why won’t it come out!?!! Oh God! s**t! s**t!

    ~*Back to the closet*~

    Light: Oh wow I only wanted Saskue but I got 2 more^.^. I guess it’s a quality pack sex one get 2 free.

    Yuki: O.o’’ Let me go .. crying

    Saskue: Wow! What a party so much fun.

    Naruto: *comes in closet* Oh Porno!! *starts jacking off*

    Light: Dammit Naruto! Get the hell out!

    Shuichi: Nobody wants you here!

    Naruto: You people are mean! And im telling my mommy! *Runs away*

    ~*Still in bathroom*~

    Codie: Holy s**t! s**t! I’m going to die hereon this dammen toilet! F**K!

    ~*Next Day*~

    (Saskue wakes up naked in the closet next to Yuki and Shuichi)
    Saskue: *screams like a girl* What the hell happened!!

    Shuichi: Can you STFU?! Im trying to materbate here!

    Saskue: *Runs out* Ahhhh!!! What the hell did I do last night?!

    Light: ~Doom De Doom Doom~ Yummy waffles are good!

    Saskue: O.O are-are those waffles?

    Light: Yup!

    Saskue: What kind?

    Light: Choclate Chip!

    Saskue: And where did you get them?

    Light: I found some in the freezer I got the lat 4 aren’t I lucky?!

    Saskue: You ate MY god damn waffles you no good son of a b***h! I’m ganna kill you!!

    Light: (not if I kill you first dumbass) hehehe

    Sasksue: Well at least I still have my apples.

    Light: Actully there all gone.

    Saskue: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! crying

    Ryuk: (yum) Apples! Apples! Need more apples! I NEEDDDD IIIITTT! Can’t stay without them!! * Goes Crazy* AHHHH! APPLES!

    Light: Okay.. that was weird.

    Sasksue: Who the hell are you talking to?

    Light: no one… (b***h) a** ********!.. *walks away*

    ~*Still In Bathroom*~

    Codie: ********! ********! Hellllll ******** NO!! Oh god… oh …. Oh

    Pikachu: -^.^-

    Codie: WTF?!?

    Pikachu: Pika… (b***h a** women)

    Codie: O.o I did NOT just crap you out!

    Pikachu: Pi (of corse you ******** did what a dooshbag)

    Codie: I’ll call you Fluffy!

    Pikachu: (oh hell no! my name ain’t Fluffy it’s Pikachu)

    Codie: Let’s get you clean.

    Pikachu: (good) chu – pika chu (you better get this s**t off me)

    ~*Closet*~

    Yuki: Soo hungry.

    Shuichi: Let’s go eat then!

    Yuki: *Runs out naked*

    ~*Kitchen*~

    Codie: Hey everybody! … why is everyone naked?

    Saskue: s**t! I’m naked *Runs away*

    Shuichi: Im naked? Cool!

    Light: -_- Weirdo

    Codie: … ANYWAYS! Look what I crapped out!

    Yuki: It’s so cute
    Shuichi: You crapped that out? I want one!!

    Codie: Well it’s mine! *Runs away!*

    Naruto: What’s her problem?

    Yuki: Where’d you go lat night?

    Naruto: Over to Luna’s house … she’s such a b***h.

    Light: Why you dissing Luna?

    Naruto: She knows what she did *evil stare*

    Random Person: *comes through the window* Dundundun! *leaves*

    Light: Ok..

    ~*Meanwhile*~

    Pikachu: *Runs away* (freedom!)

    Naruto: Rat!! *blows Pikachu’s brains off*

    Codie: NOOO! You killed Pickachu! You killed my favorite toy-er friend.

    Naruto: Don’t worry I took care of the problem!

    Codie: No.. Pikachu … you were the best friend that I did ever crap out I love you … even though we’ve only met 2 minuets ago crying .

    Yuki: Wow what is that?

    Shuichi: I believe it’s a dead rat.

    Yuki: Think I could eat it?

    Shuichi: NO! You’ll get sick and die and I don’t want to lose you .. I mean be alone for the rest of my life!

    Yuki: Just a bite..
    Shuichi: No.

    Yuki: A Taste?

    Shuichi: No means ******** NO! Now let’s go before I rape you again!

    Yuki: Yes sir “holy hole” *leaves*

    Naruto: Can I have it?

    Codie: NO! … Now let’s go give him a proper funeral.

    ~*Later That Evening*~

    Codie: crying I miss Pikachu..

    Light: Get over it

    Codie: He was such a good rat … *screams* I’ll NEVER FORGET YOU!

    Naruto: Lookie what I have *smiles*.

    Codie: Elmo!! Gimmie Elmo!

    Naruto: ******** no b***h! Elmo’s mine!

    Codie: *Evil glare* I SAID gimmie Elmo.

    Naruto: No!! *Runs away* mine!

    Codie: Dam it! *tackles Naruto* It’s mine! Give me NOW!

    Naruto: Noooo! Let me go! I love Elmo!

    Codie: I Love him more!

    Naruto: I had sex with Elmo! So he’s mine!

    Codie: So did I! Now give him to me!

    Ritsuka: Stop it you two … can’t we all just get along?
    Naruto: Get along my a**!

    Codie: Give me Elmo!

    Ritsuka: STOP! I have a solution!

    Light: Wild Party! With lot’s of naked women dancing on everone!

    Codie: No! I want Elmo!

    Yuki: Ok! Wild party but no naked people please … I don’t want to speand another night in the closet.

    Codie: *steals Elmo* Weeeeee! Elmo!

    Naruto: -^.^- Party!

    ~*Meanwhile Outside*~


    To Be Continued..